Wednesday, April 11th, 2001

sorry, RTL.

Just got a hit-counter from extremeMe, just so I know how many potential lawsuits I can get per day. :D
 I confess, this is a filler episode. I prefer to call it "special". I already had an idea for todays comic . . well, I normaly get a random rush and make a comic in 15 minutes then, but nudey IMed me as I was about to go to bed and so I made propaganda and posted my comic-link. *_* For a strange reason, she loved it and as she saw Jessicores picture (comic #005) and wanted a guest appearance. I had a hooker-comic idea and nearly got slapped. :-= Then I brought up that picture of her and her mini-me. Now she's famous to you daily 70 visitors. *_* By this, you saw how my comics acctualy become to be, planning something sucks, the creative mind overviews the chaos!
By the way, I ripped the images from RTLs homepage, they're a german channel and I knew they'd have topless pictures. *_* Last but not least, the Jar features a very cute and beautiful bishounen boy, just look at him. *dreamy*

-Carl [don't eat a jar of strawberry jam pure. ow my tummy]

Monday, April 9th, 2001

Fuck on a Cheese!

Oh man, all I've got to say for myself is that I was tired as I made this one and that you can't execute insane people, it's against the law. *_*
This was the official start of my miniseries, geee, I hope I don't run out of stupid things to pull out of my ass, like a couch. *pulls* Oh and a guest strip might be posted soon. :D

-Carl [chickens are demons]

Friday, April 6th, 2001

Anyone there? hope not *zip*

I'm still online? No one sued me for stupifing milions? well . . okay, no one reads this anyways. :p
Hehe, am getting a job, finaly. That means I can pay stuff like . . my m'ana for example. :D Oh, everyone shall listen to matthew good band. They're great, divine and you get a devil on sugar-smacks, down at the radio shack, turning shit into solid gold. Not to mention spacement in your basements and SPARKLE SPARKLE SPOONS! *_*
Oh, be gee-full, meet the cast (only me) starts on monday, that means you will get detaisl of my non-existant life . . . or ather the details minors are allowed to view.
Todays comic was born from a four year old inside joke and boredom, yup, boredom got me back to making bad comics. I want to see that as movie, better than the shit they are showing in the cinema right now. One more teen-scream or cheerleader-crapiciulas movie and you get to scratch people off the streets. >_<
Why am I boring you?Buy Zelda for nintendo 64, it's a great game. ^^
Link that I pulled out of my ass: my domain MercuryusPower.de an FMC quote-page.

-Carl [like tv-dinners for the third wolrd . . amputee dancing girls *_*]

Friday, March 16th, 2001

Two years already . . .

I won't start the stereotypical teenie-whinig with this, I just want to remind the public. So I'll just mention the site-design-changes. 
Two years ago, on march the 16th, a female friend of mine (won't name her, privacy) was gunned down by her stalker. In the back, no chance to survive. This is why I hate guns, why I hate idiots. Don't pay attention, I'm about to drift into melancholic blabber. . . . I'll always remember you.

-Carl [if I could go back in time . . ]

Thursday, March 15th, 2001

Light effects :D

Joy, I managed to get my ass up from no-where-land and make a comic. I may use light effects more often now, they look good. I had to give one of my cats away today, that made me pissy. But one of my friends I relly cherrish managed to cheer me up again, she always does. : )
Oh, BTW did you notice the dilandau-dolly under the comic? I love Dilandau, he's a sexy, fruity bitch. Watch Visions of Wscaflowne, get the subbed version tough, Dilandaus voice is divine! Also, you might have noticed that I managed to include him into this comic. It was a statement that needed to be made.

-Carl [stunned by this]

Tuesday, March 13th, 2001

Oh wow.

Oh man, I am really sorry. I might not get a comic done 'till tuesday, life's being a bitch and such but HEY I added a dilandau-dolly.

-Carl [moero, moero]

Wednesday, March 7th, 2001

still sorry. *g*

Well, this comic was inspired by my chapter 15 guy, that's all for  todays comic, for now at least.
Next: I am in a down-pahse again, the comics will turn darker next week and be social critical. But you'll get pink goats if you ask for it. woo hoo.

-Carl [BANG! BANG! You're dead.]

Monday, March 5th, 2001

I am so sorry, squaresoft!

First of all, I want to beg for forgiveance from squaresoft. The universe is a square. I loved Chrono Trigger and well . . . Jarid mind-probed me to do that!
Misc.: Finally, the forum is online, thanks teri. :D I'll post random dipshit in there, steal ideas for comic strips and violate little cola-bottles. Also, school is being a bitch because I have a 90 minutes trip to get there every godamn day; I'll move to a new home around the start of April so it'll be fine then.
I'm thinking about making this a twice-a-week-updated comic but I don't want to insult all you dear but non-existant readers by doing that.

-Carl [if Jesus does exist, he's seen you nude a million times]

Friday, March 2nd, 2001

Not banned yet? le wow.

Bah, wierd happenings in life, I won't annoy you with that. Now the site is up, except the forum: as you can see, I added a comic link page to give everyone but me hits. oh joy! I may note that todays comic is based on a unintendet acid-trip, if you didn't knowtice that. Leave you purity at the door on a leash . . that sounded wrong.
Acctualy, there are still four more comics in the archieves, but you can't see them yet, nya nya. I'll make new ones on 1 1/2 daily base, so we'll always be in stock. BTW I might have only weekend access to the internet in a month so I'll have to make 3 comics on a weekend and such, expect the quality to suffer more than it allready does.
Oh and this, Sammer from FMC gave me this animation. All your no fly zone are belong to us.

-Carl [pushing and pushing 'till it hurts]

{addition: first guest strip was submitted, thanks jardiciules.}
{addition: second guest strip was submitted, thanks samma.}

Wednesday, Febuary 28th, 2001

Hello, welcome to my annoying and tasteless comic. I may parodize manny things or just plain blabber stupid things. Nothing acctualy happened since last update. (DUH!) For the future, this comic will be updated every two days or when I feel like it; tasteless, moronic and offending will describe it. Except I snap and make a good comic, with a storyline.

Side note: A few links may be dead, like guest strips or the forum, sue me for being a slow person.

-Carl