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Monday , June 11 , 2001 

My adopted chibi-Dilandau, love him, he's sexy.

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Firday, June 8th, 2001 That was easy This was one of my easiest made comics ever, perfect flow of pannels, plot, text, bubble position, object possisioning; indeed. I'll countinue the "life of dude" storyline for a while. Well, not much to say ... damn this news thingy, oh well, here you go with your anti-link of the moment: gurl.com, if you acctualy like this page, never come back here and await you family and assorted pets being dead before the sun rises. Just a little note on shit behind the scenes: I might get a job, right now I'mlearning VB, so I'm pumping out comics daily, in case I can't make one for that day, I've got a buffer. The hits aren't as great as they used to be; okay, duh, I didn't update this page for over a month,. Still, tell your friends how much you love/hate/lick this comic and tell them to check it out, if you must, send me fwds in my mail and viruses. I'll open every tenth, I promise, please give me hits .. please, I give good head! -Carl [that was a joke, back off, puny mortal!] Wednesday, June 6th, 2001 sodomy saturday ack, damn shit. I finished and uplaoded the comic exactly five minutes before deadline, so this rant won't be there at exactly midnight, sorry. As you can see, my comic is being more stupid anf offensive and shit and grammaticly incorrect by using and too much, like ever. I stole the face from the Tenku no Escaflowne movie, great anime, indeed. It's Dilandau, my favorite character and shit like that, you might have noticed him in #007 (I think, too lazy to go and look up, read the archivees, slut.) I think I've might have offended a few christians, republicans, patriots and sobber people latly . . oh well, that's life. Uh random link of the moment, go read Krazy Larry. I very much enjoyed reading the archives, I feel so at home when someone eats cereal out of the bloody, beaten dead and emptied out body of fuckoffchu. :D - Carl [I like chicken, I hate dither, whoever makes meow-mix, I want their liver!] Monday, June 5th, 2001 Raaar! :D Okay, fuck this, penis to you, I was lazy and rather annoyed with life and stuff, no, I didn't switch to worship mr. mono-boob (manson), I'm still . . . murkish, but with a few new words, these are: fornication, rhad, penis and raaar. :D Anyways,  FMC has a rhad RPG engine now, str sta cha dex agi int and shit like that. It's rather great, it will be, as soon it gets out of beta and the different levels are more balanced. :p Anyways, I'll try this whole comic shit again, must get myself up to it . . and get a 200 daily average. :-= -Carl [give me a chainsaw so I can slice that irony] Wednesday, April 25th, 2001 Go here IMPORTANT: Mouse died on me, can't repair it, comic only halfways finished, it will be up at 6 AM earliest! Nate was so friendly to help me on morning glory seeds, so I'll give him some extra traffic, but I bet that are only one or two readers. :p The news business is getting a bit more stressy now, well, stressy for a smot-poker. The comic will countinue  normaly again, but please don't be mad if it's a few hours late once in a while, I don't write a storyboard for the comics of a storyline so I have to make something up, mostly at deadlines threatening. I'm lazy. Link of the moment is MGB, they're canadian, the music is great and if you don't click the link, I'll show you the effects of velocity. Lookie, a poll, yay. Monday, April 23rd,2001 you can't get me! *_* Oh damn. :p I was too depressed and/or tired on sunday evening to draw a comic and the previous days, I had no access to my computer. But I saw Mononoke-hime (princess mononoke) and this movie fucking owns you. :D So i made a screencapture and wrote on it, it's FMC, if you want to try it, look for Dilandau. That's me, that means I won't beat you with my ihatenewbiesandwichtheydalldie-rod. Oh, the chat is about anime but has turned into general talk, it's a lot of fun, the people forced me to make this comic. *_* Uh, not much more left to say, I'll put this comic on mondays date, tough it's tuesday in my place. :p  Oh and I made the news archive. -Carl [I ran out of things to put here] Saturday, April 21st, 2001 I love you all *g* I really do! *L* Wow, 123  hits average and more than 5000 hits over-all. This is amazing, considering I don't think I even know hundred people, a little more than that ammount of people reads my comic. A little idea that spawned out of a drunk boredom has this impact . . . welll, not impact, I'm sure sinfest has about 5000 hits a day, but I don't want to be sinfest. I'll do my own thing and as soon it pays, I'll spend it all on ale and whores! *_* As promised and as you can see, you got thank-you "art" and voice message (warning: file size nearly a megabyte). Also, I finaly got the wallpaper gallery up, it will start to get bigger soon. Not much left to say, of course, this comic will countinue for a long while and I'll set up a plot that makes sense. -Carl [I see welsh people] the news-archives